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Valentines Day is next week and Kenyan men have apparently gone to Eritrea; good luck with that! I actually am very supportive of what you deem is necessary for you; we can run this country on our own. So don’t worry.
And if you are single this Valentine’s; it is not as bad as it sounds.
First of all, it is on a Sunday
Friday, bad, really bad because there is always that co-worker sending herself very loud flowers with loud messages while you look on miserably. This time, it is on a Sunday; no one cares; as long as you stay in the house and do not go to church- no couple watching to do. You can just sleep in and eat yourself to death. Just, don’t get bloated.
Sunday is church day
Are you going to put yourself before God or being someone’s flower. This is when your religion becomes powerful and you can actually be sanctimonious without judgement. Sunday is the Lord’s Day.
No one can floss flowers and gifts unless they are shady
This is that one Valentine that has fallen on the perfect day for singles. Anyone carrying tales on Monday on what they allegedly did looks dumb. It happened, let us move on. No moaning from Friday because everyone packed a bag and they are going. The best they can do is be coming back to work in Friday’s clothes; such poor taste.
Just buy yourself a bottle of wine and relax because you know everybody is at work the next day
Need I explain that? So technically, this Valentines is not for couples but for singles.
