A STAUNCH Christian mother has made a shocking discovery about what her teenage son does in his spare time after finding a bizarre object in his bathroom.  Twitter newcomer Patty Parsons posted the image of the s*x toy on to social media – oblivious to what it was and keen to crowdsource an answer to her question.

And the internet was quick to reply and tell her about her 19-year-old’s self service habits.  The innocent mother also got a quick lesson on how to use Twitter and picked up a few followers along the way.  But Patty’s denial, distress and ignorance about her son’s passage from innocence to experience was arguably the most entertaining.

She wrote: “My blood pressure is boiling.

“Oh no I’m going to be sick.

“What’s funny this is dirty”.

However the company, which makes the s*x toy advertised for gay men, were keen to jump in and confirm the news to Patty.

It appears Patty and her son had a heart-to-heart over the discovery, with the mother writing: “My husbands or my son don’t touch themselves and that’s final keep your dirty mouths shut.

“How do you delete a tweet people keep posting that rotten tweet.

“CJ says he don’t pleasure himself and I believe him. Caseclosed#”

And luckily CJ had an explanation for the presence of the bizarre toy in his shower.

She added: “Well CJ said that flashlight masterbater was his buddy and its out of this house. Buddy aint aloud over for thanksgiving.”